Ravenclaw
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Post by Jasper Kim on May 28, 2016 1:05:58 GMT -5
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Slytherin
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Post by Lachlan Strangways on May 28, 2016 1:56:09 GMT -5
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Ravenclaw
Class A 5th Year
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Post by Jasper Kim on Jun 7, 2016 9:47:35 GMT -5
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Slytherin
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Post by Lachlan Strangways on Jun 7, 2016 21:31:07 GMT -5
Jasper KimOvercompensation? Care to elaborate? I don't need you, I just suspect you're better at this game than the rest of the school population. Except perhaps some of the professors and I'm sure you can understand why I don't want to send suggestive owls to them. Denial
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Ravenclaw
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Post by Jasper Kim on Jun 7, 2016 23:04:17 GMT -5
Lachlan Strangways
That's nice.
Yes, I am denying you, thank you for finally following me. I wasn't sure if that would break through your dense skull.
If you "don't need me", then don't waste my time attempting to string me around. Go booty call one of your other proletarians and leave me to my work. Maybe next time save the games if you can't match the opponent.
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Post by Lachlan Strangways on Jun 7, 2016 23:46:08 GMT -5
Jasper KimGood grief, Jasper, I'm surprised at you. That word wasn't part of the conversation, it was in the game. I hate to be obvious, but surely you've noticed the theme by now. Some people say need when they mean want. I do hope you're not one of them. It would be a terrible disappointment, although it would explain why you've decided to give up.
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Ravenclaw
Class A 5th Year
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Post by Jasper Kim on Jun 8, 2016 0:53:48 GMT -5
Lachlan Strangways
"Giving up". What are you, a child not getting what he wants? Throwing a little fit?
Giving up would imply that there was something worthwhile here to begin with.
Understand this, through your good looks and charm, not everyone is going to put down everything because you're pining for play. I think I'd rather be this alleged "everyone else" than be manipulated into your exhibition fetish through poorly worded letters.
Do you think I submit to every sprung fuckboy simply because they want me?
No, they'll have to need me. I am not a commodity. I am not an object. I am not your toy.
If you're so confident, approach me in person next time and maybe I can pencil you in.
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Slytherin
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Post by Lachlan Strangways on Jun 8, 2016 1:51:43 GMT -5
Jasper Kim Aggravating you is almost as amusing as the other game. - I am not an exhibitionist, but even if I were I would not be manipulating others into partaking. I have manners.
- I have no intention of fucking you. I just wanted to play a game with someone of equal intelligence to myself and to whom I'm not related. I didn't manipulate you into that, either.
- Regardless of how much you insult me, or what insults you use, it doesn't bother me because we both know they're untrue.
- With has multiple meanings. I can toy with you, or I can play with you. Context is everything, lovely.
You're not as clever as you think, you know.
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Ravenclaw
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Post by Jasper Kim on Jun 8, 2016 2:59:09 GMT -5
Lachlan Strangways
You sure talk up your own intelligence for being just any other oh-so witty slimeball that tries to play the "I totally wasn't trying to get in your pants" card when they're being called out on their behavior.
What's next, are you going to tell me, "You're not even that cute, sweetie"? Fruitlessly trying to regain control of the mess your ego made? I mean, you're already attempting the "you're too stupid to understand me" taunt. As if I'd fall to my knees and beg this white boy in tarnished armor to save me from the vital mistake I'm making, because he made me see the light of my naivety through ill attempted degradation.
Here's a fun fact: I'm not trying to impress you. I haven't been trying to impress you this entire time. In fact, since my first reply to this dreadful correspondence, I have been actively trying to ward off all your greasy attempts to pull me into your fap material.
I don't find this sexual game of your's stimulating. It's boring. Adding sex to the mix doesn't suddenly make it better, it simply makes you look desperate and sad. You could have easily played your little game with me without pushing boundaries. But please, continue on backtracking and reiterating what your intentions were; I'm sure it's as fun for you as it is for me to watch you struggle.
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Post by Lachlan Strangways on Jun 8, 2016 3:35:56 GMT -5
Jasper KimI'm not trying to get into your pants. This is the second time I've told you; I honestly don't know how to make it any clearer. I wouldn't tell you you're not cute. You're the one who goes in for insults. And I didn't say you're too stupid to understand me. I said the exact opposite. But you're also not as clever as you think you are. It's not an insult, it's a fact. People who are intelligent are more likely to overestimate their intelligence. My father's a biologist; I grew up hearing this shit. I'm not sure whether you're trying to impress me or not with your aloofness. But I was sure trying to impress you. And I'm not about to deny that I'm desperate and sad. Why do you think you were suddenly receiving owls?
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Ravenclaw
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Post by Jasper Kim on Jun 11, 2016 9:37:48 GMT -5
Lachlan Strangways
Don't compare me to your father, first and foremost.
Secondly. Fine, Lachlan.
I'll take this as a truce. I don't know what happened or why you feel compelled to drag yourself in the dirt, or why you seek shelter beneath this little game of your's. But it's rude of me to turn you away so spitefully in this supposed time of need, and I'll admit to that.
In truth, I was glad to hear from you. I just have low patience for malapropos sexual drollery, especially via letter. Claim what you will, I'm done arguing if you are.
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Slytherin
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Post by Lachlan Strangways on Jun 11, 2016 18:46:18 GMT -5
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Ravenclaw
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Post by Jasper Kim on Jun 12, 2016 15:39:22 GMT -5
Lachlan Strangways
I'm an acquired taste. Perhaps when you grow up, you may learn to respect it.
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Post by Lachlan Strangways on Jun 13, 2016 1:15:42 GMT -5
Jasper KimOkay, I'll be good. What kind of drollery do you like?
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Ravenclaw
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Post by Jasper Kim on Jun 18, 2016 16:17:46 GMT -5
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