this monkey's gone to heaven [trent]

Trent is a jerk, that's pretty plain and simple. He's not nice. He doesn't play well with others. Hell, it doesn't really make sense for him to be a professor. But it's rough when you've been nothing but a vagabond your whole adult life, and he was pretty desperate for a permanent job (and to get out of the criminal life, honestly). What Trent wants in life is constant entertainment, to make himself feel better, because all he really feels is unnecessary anger. He wants pretty desperately to be loved, but he knows better than to expect it. He doesn't talk about feelings. He doesn't care about feelings. He just wants to cook food and watch bad muggle films all day. He's very prone to being the center of conflict, as well as the bane of every girls' existence.

Trent's a werewolf, yo. This mostly means he's a bit more aggressive, a bit more sleazy, and a bit more impatient starting a week before the full moon. Once it's over, he's very, very tired and probably the easiest to get along with around then. No one knows he's a werewolf, but those who spend a lot of time with him may notice (everyone else probably just thinks he's a jerkhole, which he is).

Also, he's a bit doggish because of this. He likes soft pets, long walks, and eating ass. Swipe right to make a match.

"you don't know true scum until you've rped with trent" - critter, 5 may 2016, thank u thank u

FRIENDS ;
It's worth noting that Trent is very nice to his friends. He'll always playfully tease people, but friends do not nearly face the bully-like disposition he reserves for everyone else. These people are typically those who don't let things get to them, or those brave enough to sit him down and talk to him without him getting snarky about it. He basically needs someone to turn things around on him, he needs honesty. Anyone who's willing to call him out on his shit is a friend of Trent's... Though, he may get kind of grumpy if it's in front of other people. Trent likes people who are humorous, cutesy, obnoxious, gross, and/or artsy. If someone can stand Trent, he's normally cool with them.

ROMANCE ;
Okay... Why would you do this to yourself but ok...

Trent is the boy on the playground that pushes the people he likes. Granted, sometimes he can be extremely sweet if he's alone with them, but otherwise he's just a bully. He's pretty gross, to put it lightly. He'll demean them, degrade them, and make them feel like shit. In a way, he may be doing it in a form of "negging", but really he just wants any kind of attention from them, negative included. He may sometimes stalk the girls he likes, something reserved from his teenage years. He's typically obsessive over a singular girl (never really a guy? but if he's twink enough, sure, but Trent is a traditional sexist, mind you (~: ). It should be noted that he frequently sleeps around and whether or not he's attracted to them isn't important, as long as he's pitching.

Female students beware, he's a creep. Not handsy, no, but the eyes and the remarks may be enough for some girls to feel unsafe.

ENEMIES ;
Do I really need to expand on this, I mean?? Smh??? Well, important things to know about Trent and people he doesn't like. Trent isn't really a "bully" until he dislikes someone, then he'll go out of his way to make them uncomfortable. He can ruin days, parties, lives, all for the low low cost of FREE. Trent may sometimes experience guilt after these fits, but he bites his tongue from apologizing so that he doesn't appear soft. Basically, provoking Trent may give ya' a lifetime ticket to a greasy man's wrath. He's a slob, a creep, a weirdo, and overall hard to be around. If he doesn't like you, he's going to let you know.

OTHER ;
Etc, etc. Oh, I should add! His class is an easy O, and that's sorta well known around school. Everyone sits around and watches muggle films all day, and he takes recommendations. Assignments are a thing, but he's willing to discuss them whenever. He expects people to understand how muggles work in this here 2050.

CHARLIE CARLISLE | Trent's Illegitimate Child | ADOPT THEM HERE